Monday, January 16, 2012

I Finished My First Marathon With Zero Training!

I HATE RUNNING!!!!

Seriously! I just hate it!! My father in law registered my name for the half marathon(21.097 km) along with his and my husband's name, a few months back. It came as a shock to me when he told me that I had to run. "Me? Marathon?? Are you kidding me???"I thought. A few months passed by and forgot about it conveniently. Then I was down with Typhoid. I was bed ridden for 2 months. My condition was really bad but I was happy about one thing. "No marathon for me! YEAH!!" I was so... HAPPY. :)

After a few months...15 days (to be precise) before the marathon day, my dad in law reminded me that I had to run and had no choice. :(

"Teri toh lag gayi beta", I told myself.

I had only one option...Run(not away) in the marathon. More than the distance, it is my nature to get bored very easily. So I started mentally preparing myself for the 21.097 km. I would see the route map again and again. I would tell myself that I could finish it. I had walked home from my office so many times earlier. That means I had the stamina!

Everyday I would promise myself to get up early and exercise but I guess promises are meant to be broken! So I let the last 15 days also get wasted. Trust me, I did not even walk half a kilometer. But instead, I started surfing Google to see if there were people like me who did not train before the marathon. I found a few articles but I realized that they had practiced a little and then left. Mine was a different case. I hated running, so i did not run. I hated training, so i did not get trained and I had to complete the marathon as well.

15th Jan 2012! We woke up at 3.45 am. YAWN.....!

I HATE getting up early in the morning to exercise. Had tea with glucose biscuits. It’s good for instant energy. Got ready! Took some bananas, cheese and chocolates to eat once we reach the venue. Meanwhile something happened to me as usual. The previous night we all ate early so that we could empty our respective stomachs the next morning before we left home for the race. My dad in law(DIL) and hubby(JD) were lucky. In my case, my stomach just wont listen. I jumped, I walked, I drank water and tea. Did almost everything to feel light but in vain. So I decided to run with some additional weight from last night's dinner.

During our way to the venue, JD kept scarring me about me not going to the loo. He started visualizing weird things that could happen with me while I ran. Now I was more worried about my loo business than the marathon!

We reached our starting point near Lilavati Hospital. We started walking towards the security check. Once that was done, we came on an empty road which led us to the start point. We started jogging thinking that the race had started. Only after someone yelled from behind, we realized that the start point was a kilometer ahead. What a waste of energy, esp for the people with no training. I tried fooling myself by saying that warm ups are always better. But the truth was that I felt like a fool in front of so many people who saw me running before the marathon for no reason. :P Anyway...

The race had already started at 6.15 am. We stared at 6.25 am. Ten minutes late!!! :0 Never mind! I jogged and walked and jogged and walked. Walked more and jogged less. That was my strategy to save my energy. To be honest, I was already tired. Then I saw a board which said,'1 km'. I was so happy to see it. 1 km ALREADY??? WOW!!

I ran with hubby over the sea link. What an amazing view it was! No sunlight, cool breeze, thousands of people walking and jogging over the sea link! There were volunteers distributing water and oranges. I think I did a smart thing by taking an orange. It was energizing! :) But getting a chance to see Milind Soman run was much more energizing and refreshing. :):):) SIGH* My day was made!!! <3

I carried a little water bottle with me. We crossed the sea link. JD went ahead and I decided to run at my own pace. After 10 km, I started getting slight indications of cramps in my calf muscles. So I changed my strategy a little. On the Worli sea face, I started covering the distance between the two poles by walking then jogging and then walking and so on…This method was helping me a little. I realized that now my lungs were not burning. I was not oxygen deprived. My legs were not behaving the way I wanted them to behave.

Strategy no 2: SPRINT! JD had told me to sprint thrice in marathon and now was the time for my first sprint. So I RAN like a mad woman! The whole idea was to cover some distance very quickly and also to shake the body from the boredom of walking and jogging. I slowed down a bit after few seconds of my first sprint. My calf muscles had started hurting again. By now I had covered 9 kilometers.

I saw Milind Soman AGAIN!!! <3 He looked sooo………………sigh…………. JJJ

I also encountered many funny looking people who jogged along wearing tri coloured clothes with the Indian flag. I felt so happy to see their enthusiasm. There was an old lady who saw me, clapped and said, “Come on…Girl Power!” It brought an instant smile on my face and boosted my spirit!J

CRAMP ATTACK…the moment I touched the 12th kilometer! The toes of my left feet folded automatically. I got a severe pain in my calf. I stopped to bend down and massage my leg. “Oh God, not now! Not after completing 12 kilometers. I still have 9 more to go. Help me PLEASE!!!” God somehow heard me and instantly sent His angel with Volini gel. This angel was running behind me. I did not see her before or after the cramp attack. She stopped and came towards me. She gave me a sachet of the Volini gel. It felt better. I never saw her again. I smiled and I thanked God. J

Next 9 kilometers were slow! I walked!! I could not run. The moment I did, cramps returned. So I decided to only walk. I reached Pedder Road. I saw many people and children from the neighborhood distributing water, biscuits and orange squash. One aunty gave me ‘Til Gud’ laddoo. It was Makar Sankranti that day. The laddoo tasted so YUM!

I was finding the Pedder road climb very difficult. The walk uphill was bringing back the cramps and now even walking seemed painfully difficult. Someone besides me told me to keep going. I din't look at him but told him that I was getting cramps. “Koi baat nahi. Don’t run! Just walk. Only 7 kilometers to go. Have water and glucose biscuits and you will be fine.” He said this and moved ahead. I wondered why the man limped? He was walking with only one leg! He had a jaipur foot( artificial limb)!

Tears welled out from my eyes and I wanted to cry! Cry really aloud!! Not because I felt bad for him or he motivated me to complete the marathon. I wept because I realized that God was communicating with me through various mediums. I felt very happy! :)

Last 4 kilometers! The worst of all!! The joint that joins my leg with torso started to hurt really bad. I kept looking back every 2 minutes to check people behind me, running. People were running and overtaking me and I felt helplessly miserable because I could not even jog. I was in pain. And then I saw a boy distributing ice packs to people. I took one placed it over my thigh and completed the remaining distance. Though the ice pack did not help but at least it did not make things worse. Positive Thinking!

At the finish line, I saw photographers clicking pictures of the people near the finish line. I remembered reading the instructions on the marathon manual. It said, ‘raise your hands once you approach the finish line. There will be photographers clicking your picture’. Somehow I was too conscious to do that. I guess I was the only person who walked and crossed the finish line. LI was a bit embarrassed but what the hell…I COMPLETED MY FIRST MARATHON WITH ZERO TRAINNING!!!

AFTER EFFECTS: Don’t even ask what pained and where? You have to experience it to know! All I can say is that I could not lift my legs to wear clothes after the hot water bath. I could not stand after sitting on the couch. The base of my feet had turned blue which I discovered after 2 days. I had to go to work the next day. L But it was worth it! J

Completed the marathon with zero training in 4 hours 1minute and 38 seconds! My target for the next year is 3 Hours with at least one month of training.

People are surprised to hear that I already wish to participate again in the next marathon. They know I HATE RUNNING!


Monday, July 18, 2011

My Wish List :)

There are multiple things on my mind that I wish to achieve and every now and then I keep adding new wishes to it.

I wish to:

1. Bungee Jump
2. Sky Dive
3. Para Glide
4. Scuba Dive (esp with the Dolphins)
5. Travel on a bike to Ladakh from where ever I am residing.
6. Travel in a hot air balloon. :) (Will be able to click some breath taking snaps. Sigh* )
7. Experience river rafting.
8. Travel and see India completely.
9. Experience ice skating.
10. Ski
11. Sit on a roller coaster that turns upside down. :) (Yes I have been in one. :| )

Monday, November 15, 2010

My phone jumped out from my pocket and fell in the commode! :(

My phone jumped from my back pocket into the commode, while I was getting up after finishing my job! I should not have kept it there. But I was in a hurry to leave for work, so didn't bother to remove the phone. I had never imagined that I would be actually doing something that I did today to save my old buddy! Putting my hand inside the dirty commode to save my phone from dying was something that I had never experienced or done before! But I guess it is always the first time! :(

Within seconds my phone was out of the commode and again under the tap. I had to clean it with clean water. I quickly removed the battery and took the nearby hand towel to clean the parts. (JD will surely freak out after reading this.)


To my panic, my mom in law entered the room while I was busy wiping the battery. I had to tell her what had just happened by keeping a few facts censored. But she was curious to know where it fell and how? Her expressions were worth a million dollars when I told her the award winning stunt that I had done! She screamed, "SHEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee..." I wanted to correct her by adding,"...not shee...it was just 'Pee'!" But I chose to remain silent.

I kept tapping my phone to remove the 'liquid', while I left for work. Tried to revive my phone by putting the battery back and Whoa...it started but hold on...it lost its voice! I could not hear the dial tone or the radio or the ring. Gosh! I again removed the battery and took it to the repair wala. He assembled the phone and it refused to start.

Nahiiiiiiiiiiii...screamed my heart in agony. I kept starring at him with hope but that scum looked reluctant to help me. He said something that I didn’t understand but I understood that he couldn’t or didn’t want to repair it. I decided to do it myself. I removed the battery and sim from my phone and used the sanitizer to make sure that my phone was germ free. Thanks to my husband(JD) for keeping the sanitizer in my bag a week back. I left my phone for drying. After few hours, I gathered courage and reassembled my phone again and.....It CAME BACK TO LIFE! YEYYYYYYY...!! :D:D:D

Thursday, January 28, 2010

* HIC *




I was so bugged today that I made one more Appu...

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Peace Vs Piece

Till now I was always under the impression that I have tremendous patience. I also assumed that I did not lose my temper easily. Ya, few episodes of irritation occure but that is all. But now it seems that someone(who so ever that is...God/Humans/Aliens/Supernatural Powers/My Fate/etc) has taken up this challenge to prove me wrong...to make sure that I lose...that I accept that my assumptions were/are wrong...UGHHH...Yeh toh meri teesari aankh khulwake hi dum lega!

Life's full of ups and down....suna toh tha...dint know that there were twists and turns as well with the dead ends and sometimes a cross junction. I am so SICK and EXASPERATED of the things that are happening to me cause they just refuse to leave me alone. I WANT TO BE ALONE.....and at peace!!!

Come on Man! I cant be the chosen one, can I? Perhaps I am already! I am a person who always followed a simple policy of,'Live and Let Live!' but the stuff that revolves around me does the exact opposite...to me! 'Hum toh jeeyenge bhaiiya... par tumko nahi jeene denge!" GRRRRRRRR......

I feel like holding a bat(not the flying mammal) in my hand and smashing everybody's butt who so ever comes in my way to messup with me. I know I sound violent and thats exactly NOT what I am but like I mentioned at the beginning, there is something who doesnot want me to be the way I am...Simple...Patient...and a Genuine Person!! Yes and said GENUINE!!!

So now what??? I dont know what to do? Should I surrender and say, "aao aur meri bajaake jaao" or should I rebel like I have always and achieved nothing" If Life's a test then I have done my PHD's...AB Bas... I dont want to give any more exams...and even if I am left with no choice then atleast let that test be of my stream. 'Hindi ki jagah Maths ka paper solve karna is a big time trauma!'

I dont feel like speaking with anyone right now and thats the reason I am writing my feelings out. My fingers are doing the talking. Its not that I will take out my anger on people but its just that I want to be alone. I dont want sympathies and allegations. I dont want to please or impress anyone. I dont want to adjust for anyone now. I dont want to be understanding anymore. I dont want to meet anyone. I feel like diving into a lake(...okay I am not thinking of commiting suicide!) Cmon!!! I am not a loser! I just need peace. Need to get into a different medium of life where I can hear noone..see noone...speak with noone...(temporarily)

I surely dont want to turn into a monk...never had any ferrari! Okay now thats a bad one!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Happy New Year!


Wish you a very
Happy New Year!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's Resolutions!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Haathi aur Chinti

Haathi and Chinti jokes always fascinated me. So I made my own version, 'The Appu and the Mungi', where I have reversed the gender. Appu is a 'she' elephant with a 'he' ant, Mungi. :)