Missed Calls

लोग मीस काल्स क्यूँ मारते है?

क्यूँ ख़ुद कॉल करने से इतराते है?

पैसा तोह काफ़ी कमाते है।

तोह फिर लोग मीस काल्स क्यूँ मारते है?

मीस काल्स मारू के भी प्रकार होते है।

कुछ कंजूस और कुछ मक्कार होते है।

बेशर्मी की तोह हद्द है भैय्या।

काल्स मार्के यह फरार होते है!

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" बस कॉल्स आप करो हमको!"

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लोग मीस काल्स क्यूँ मारते है?

क्यूँ ख़ुद कॉल करने से इतराते है?
अब तो जान छोड़ो हमारी।
यह क्या आपको घर में सिखाते हैं?

Expedition of Insanity!

I read somewhere... "Expecting the world to be good with you just because you are good is like expecting a lion not to eat you just because you are a vegetarian!"

Whoaa! It answered all my questions which I had stored in my mind all these years.

They say..."Good things come in small packages"...but in my case, things were slightly modified. Right from my childhood, I have been encountering "Insanity in Various packages." Large, Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, Small, Extra Small, Medium...I rendezvoused all!

It wasn't an easy job for me to undergo the rack but patience(to bear) and stamina(to suffer) were great supports. Reminds me the Darwin's theory! "Survival of the fittest!" YES, I have been a survivor till now and I shall survive till my final breath...C'mon! Or else how will scribble my 'Expedition of Insanity'?

For the starters, I have a 'gentleman' in mind! Dont be fooled by the word 'GENTLE'. Thats just to garnish the 'man'. He's almost 4 decades elder to me(an antique piece) but is like a 5 year old from heart! Its nice to be bubbly and sporty but wearing that code 24/7 makes my tea too sweet to sip! His repeated acts of tattling, force me to wonder why God didnot mould him into a woman? Yes, he loves Gossiping...and LOTS of it!He will do an outstanding job for any gossip magazine. Well, if those people are ready to pay for his inborn talent then its worth giving a shot! He would earn a fortune...Hehe...

Originally he is Harmless and Sweet and I like him for his in build kid but he becomes nasty when it comes to troubling me. But on the other hand, when he doesn't make his presence being felt, curiosity kills my cat. I begin to wonder if he exists or is it that quietness before the storm strikes...Like I said before...I have been a Survivor and surviving with him means deserving a gold medal for sure! ;)

Another strong candidate for this category would be my friend...lets call him Raju. Raju LOVES talking and talking aaand...talking...about himself and himself aaand.....himself. Just see his luck. God has gifted him such a divine friend (Me...I sometimes praise myself too :P) who has the patience to listen to his babble for hours together. "Raju, I don't mind that at all. You see, this has been my inspiration to draft about you. You can give huge complex to Navjot Singh Siddhu, I swear."
Raju is also into sports. Eating is his favorite sport! So is mine, but I cant compete with him where portions are concerned. He has an enormous appetite just like the leaf eating worm which keeps munching throughout its lifespan and still gets away easily without consuming 'Hajmola' or 'Eno'. Hats Off Man! "Try for Guinness Book Of World Records..."
Despite of the fact that Raju is a self labeled celebrity, he sometimes manages to impress me by his self discipline and sincerity towards his work. And yes, he does call me a 'Bond' when I overtake him in most of the technical tasks(which is like...everyday :P)
His anger is always(almost) on his nose. He breathes fire.(I am thinking of changing his name to Dragon)Gets angry for kinky reasons. Swears that he would never call me again and disconnects the call but calls me the very next day and forgets everything about what he said the previous day. Heh...I have got use to his alien nature. He's one sample piece that cant be manufactured again by the Creator! Its fun to have him around esp now when I know his nature so well and despite of this, he's still my good friend.(I wonder if he feels the same)

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The Human Jungle

This place where we live has been termed a concrete jungle by all but I have a better name for it. 'The Human Jungle!'
Right from my childhood, I have always come across weird people. They seemed to be normal but that is all...Something was definitely insane about them. 'Devils in Disguise'...in short! Somehow they always displayed strong traits of some or the other animal. I wondered why was I the chosen one to have these clowns in my life and now I understand why? These so called 'saints' have been the inspiration to write this poem which I scribbled during the 1st year of my graduation. Aahh...that was long time ago...but the animals crop up even today!

'Things that make us what we are
are worthy now of mention.
Portraying the being of this fine jungle
will examine my power of creation!'

'There comes the one
Immense and Young.
Proud of his mien and looks.
Lordy king of the jungle,
always ready to jingle.
Noble speech missed his books.'

'Startled by a loud-mouthed chuckle
Gazed a Hyena in an awfully shocking attire.
So unpredictable and annoying it was...
as well as its vexing satire!'

'An abrupt spring of a cat
proved how moody it was!
So careless and lazy...
but never missed to manicure her claws.'

'Leaving behind a trail of ruins.
Leapt an Ape from tree to tree.
His lingo adorning his crown like sequins,
His insane mannerism and rigid attitude
portraying the spirit free.'

'As fate may have it,
I came across a 'Sympathy Sucking Leech.'
Sobbing over its foggy enigma,
cause serenity was beyond its reach.'

'Hissing his way through the foliage,
popped a snake from his hole.
Bestowing a flirty stare...
he climbed up a lanky pole.
And upon spying his prey,
raided through its way...'

'Swiiishhh....came a Tarzan,
swinging on a vine.
To impress our Jane.
displayed virtues fine.
Decency being the foremost,
and humour coming next.
This was the fakest part of the whole text!'